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Jeff Calhoun (
bardish
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2020-12-28 02:06 am (UTC)
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[ When Peter calls it a
delight
, Jeff feels an impossible warmth in his chest, so fuzzy and expansive that it's like his heart's going to explode.
But it doesn't explode. Jeff just beams like those are the most gratifying words he's ever heard, and then he nods. ]
Uh huh.
[ And he's about to reach for the bedside table, when he seems to remember something and abruptly springs up from the bed. ]
Oh! Dude-- wait! I've got something even better!
[ He holds up a finger and goes bounding out the room. It's time for a quick kitchen detour, then...
Jeff's back, bearing a baggie of gummy dicks, because... well. Because it's Duplicity. Of course their gummies only come in tits and genitalia. ]
I picked these up the other day. Thought they'd be easier on you than anything you've gotta inhale...
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But it doesn't explode. Jeff just beams like those are the most gratifying words he's ever heard, and then he nods. ]
Uh huh.
[ And he's about to reach for the bedside table, when he seems to remember something and abruptly springs up from the bed. ]
Oh! Dude-- wait! I've got something even better!
[ He holds up a finger and goes bounding out the room. It's time for a quick kitchen detour, then...
Jeff's back, bearing a baggie of gummy dicks, because... well. Because it's Duplicity. Of course their gummies only come in tits and genitalia. ]
I picked these up the other day. Thought they'd be easier on you than anything you've gotta inhale...