friendr (riverview)

[bardish]

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Friendr

» Age: 44 » Seeking: Just friends! » Preferences: Friendly people. I mean, unfriendly people who are in the market for friendship are welcome to message me, too, I don't discriminate. » Interests: Music -- both playing it and listening to it. The outdoors, especially beaches which, I know, TOTAL profile cliche. And I'm trying to work at my cooking skills, so if you've got any recipes, let's swap! » Bio: I'm a dad and a high school history teacher, but since history's REALLY RELATIVE in a place like this, I just teach kids things at the magic school now.

Oh yeah and I'm also a bard. Ex-bard. Non-practicing bard? I guess I should mention that.

Jeff

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Comments

Voice;

[enveloped]

Give me her contact number right now, or so help me God you will regret it the next time our paths cross.

Voice;

[bardish]

[ He's already regretting this path re-crossing! ]

How about I give her your number, and she can choose to call you if she wants.

[enveloped]

I can't believe this.

I'm a family friend! Who the hell are you?

[bardish]

Her mentor. [ You can practically HEAR HIM SHRUG. ] It's a bard thing.

[enveloped]

Fine. Whatever. I am past the point of caring.

[An audible exhale. He is so done.]

How is she? Am I allowed to ask after her before yourself, oh bardly one?

[bardish]

I respect her privacy too much to divulge any details. Athena can let you know when she calls you.

[ See, Cam, this is what rudeness gets you. ]

[enveloped]

Fuck you, Calhoun.

I'm going to ruin you when we get back.

[bardish]

[ In that NICE CALIFORNIAN DRAWL: ]

You flirt.

[ HANGING UP NOW!! ]