[ He shrugs, a bit of a smirk on his lips. ] I ask the important questions.
[ Now... dates? That's an interesting answer. Something sweet, but not the usual kind of sweet people might say-- candy, chocolate, cake, that stuff. He's not sure what he expected, though.
As for himself? ]
Guacamole.
[ NO HESITATION.
But maybe he spoke too quickly. Because now that he's said it, Jeff's seeing the flaws in eating nothing but guacamole for the rest of his life. ]
With chips. Chips and guacamole. Not just... the guacamole by itself.
[ Fuck, he wants some guacamole now. But that's just his munchies talking. ANYWAY: ]
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[ Now... dates? That's an interesting answer. Something sweet, but not the usual kind of sweet people might say-- candy, chocolate, cake, that stuff. He's not sure what he expected, though.
As for himself? ]
Guacamole.
[ NO HESITATION.
But maybe he spoke too quickly. Because now that he's said it, Jeff's seeing the flaws in eating nothing but guacamole for the rest of his life. ]
With chips. Chips and guacamole. Not just... the guacamole by itself.
[ Fuck, he wants some guacamole now. But that's just his munchies talking. ANYWAY: ]
What's wrong with the dates at Costco?