[Cam smiles blithely, sipping his tea.]

You already said one thing. Guacamole and chips are two things. If we could choose two things, my answer would've been different.

[Finishing, he leans forward to fill both their cups again.

Jeff's first. As is tradition.]

The dates at Costco are old, dry, and full of preservatives.

I don't put that crap in my body. It's not good for you.

That's why my daughter doesn't eat at the cafeteria.