bardish: 40s; JUSTIFIED (Default)
2020-07-20 04:32 am

inbox: duplicity

Hey! This is Jeff-- which you probably knew already... I'm not here right now! Uh, you probably already knew that, too. So... Leave a message?
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bardish: 40s; JUSTIFIED (rg47)
2020-04-08 11:27 am

deerington: deerlyBeloved

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Jeff / 44 / M / Bisexual Disaster
Don't be fooled by the cheerful demeanor: this washed up burnout has low self esteem and zero standards. Plus he's a total demon in the sack...
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bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-151)
2020-04-08 11:21 am

deerington: staggr

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ABOUT ME
Jeff
FULL NAME

44
AGE

6/6. FUN FACT! It's interchangeable in the US AND UK format, so it isn't confusing for our international friends :)
BIRTHDAY

he/him
PRONOUNS

Divorced but it's not like it was recent or anything so maybe I should just put single?
RELATIONSHIP STATUS

Pass? This seems like a terrible place to start dating again...
INTERESTED IN

I don't remember the street name yet but it's in a culdesack (sp?)
ADDRESS

History teacher which I guess isn't the best subject to teach in a world where nothing makes sense and I've been immediately confronted with the realization that historical facts are actually very subjective. I mean even beyond that whole "written by the victors" thing. Should I look for a new job?
OCCUPATION

You know as SOON as I have to think of any quotes they totally leave my head...???
FAVORITE QUOTE

I've got a lot of favorites how the hell do I narrow this down? This is a lot of pressure!!
FAVORITE MUSICIANS

Where the Wild Things Are. The sentimental value cannot be overstated here! I used to read it to my daughter every night :) Wait a minute, this is supposed to be about me not her
FAVORITE BOOKS

Point Break
FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EXPERIENCE
College
EDUCATION

Magic????
I don't know if that should go here or under talents.
It's not like I went to any special Gifted training program or anything.
But technically? A talent is how I do any magic in the first place, so I don't want to put the two things under the same category because they're not really comparable!
So. Okay.
Magic.
TRAINING

What is this, linkedin?
PAST JOB EXPERIENCE

Espanol! (Please don't test my Spanish, it's very limited)
LANGUAGES

I can play a mean guitar
ADDITIONAL TALENTS

CONTACT ME

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bardish: 40s; JUSTIFIED (rg148)
2020-01-16 01:26 pm

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Hi there! This is Jeff, and I'm not at my phone-- uh. I mean, I'm not... I'm not at this book right now? So just drop me a line, leave a message, and I'll see-- no, talk-- I'll talk to you later!

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Man it's so hard to sound super casual when recording these things...

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bardish: 40s; MD (to050)
2019-07-05 06:08 am

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bardish: 40s; SCD (scd320)
2018-06-03 12:02 pm

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» Age: 44 » Seeking: Just friends! » Preferences: Friendly people. I mean, unfriendly people who are in the market for friendship are welcome to message me, too, I don't discriminate. » Interests: Music -- both playing it and listening to it. The outdoors, especially beaches which, I know, TOTAL profile cliche. And I'm trying to work at my cooking skills, so if you've got any recipes, let's swap! » Bio: I'm a dad and a high school history teacher, but since history's REALLY RELATIVE in a place like this, I just teach kids things at the magic school now.

Oh yeah and I'm also a bard. Ex-bard. Non-practicing bard? I guess I should mention that.
Jeff
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bardish: 40s; MD (to050)
2018-06-03 11:51 am

inbox: riverview


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