unforgivably: (that's why you can't have nice things)
πŸ…΅πŸ†„πŸ…²πŸ…ΊπŸ…±πŸ…ΎπŸ†ˆ 1864 ([personal profile] unforgivably) wrote in [personal profile] bardish 2020-07-25 03:47 pm (UTC)

Maybe call it confidence.

It's not that generous, and it's slightly rule breaking, so it would be our little secret.

We also have a guest bedroom if that feels less overwhelming. No payment necessary. You'd have your own bathroom you could keep clean. Or, cake on your own mildew.

Don't mildew up our bathroom.

Just say yes, Jeff. Kiss your low rent squalor goodbye. Oliver gets adopted, and not by the equally low rent hooker.

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