inbox: duplicity

[bardish]

Hey! This is Jeff-- which you probably knew already... I'm not here right now! Uh, you probably already knew that, too. So... Leave a message?

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[bardish]

it's funny though
when you're young those few years of difference TOTALLY feel like decades

[ At least they did to Jeff, being 20-something and fresh from LOADS OF TRAUMA. ]

dude don't worry, total joke! I'm not looking for dates here

[unforgivably]

And here I thought decades feel like decades. What do I know?

You'll get them. Hook-ups. Dates. Unwanted orgies. Welcome to Duplicity.

[bardish]

decades feel like a few short years! that's how they lull you into a false sense of security as you age

is there a way to opt out of the orgies? That's a lot of pressure, man...

[unforgivably]

I wasn't able to, and I'm usually king of the opt out. But, I managed to not bang everyone. It's the little things.

Too much pressure for your decades?

[bardish]

there's only so many people I can handle at once before i get overwhelmed
it's like sexual adhd!

[unforgivably]

And something tells me you're more a one person guy.

[bardish]

you know those decades we were talking about?
That's about how long it's been since the last time i've even wanted a threesome
or moresome!

[unforgivably]

Morethanyoucanhandlesome!

( But that's also sex with Damon, too. More than he could handle. )