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[bardish]

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[bardish]

i like to think that fate at least has better judgment than a 100+ year old vampire who still attends high school...

[citharede]

Idk man fate has made some pretty weird calls.

[bardish]

ok ok you've out logicked me there
does this mean you're going to start carrying an umbrella around on sunny days now?

[citharede]

Is that a reference to that oldass song about irony?

[bardish]

that song isn't old!
and no it was NOT an alanis morissette reference

(it's like raiiiiiiin on your wedding day, fyi)

i was asking in light of your newfound fear and respect of the sun

[citharede]

Oh that.

Nah I'll just bake to a nice crispy golden brown before putting myself in a refrigerator to set overnight.

[bardish]

maybe you can invest in one of those walk-in fridges. less cramped

[citharede]

I wonder if I could get a rental.

[bardish]

oh hey SPEAKING OF RENTALS...

(see what i did there?)

i've got leads on a couple of apartments, so i'm taking you with me to the viewings.

[ Because if they're going to be splitting a place, she should have SOME say in where they end up. EVEN IF HE'S THE GROWNUP HERE. ]

you can ask all the hardass questions

[ Oh look at that, an ulterior motive. ]

[citharede]

Great segue, 10/10.

I'm going to ask how loud we can be before we get a citation.

[bardish]

PERFECT

as we all know, people in apartments LOVE living next to musicians