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Jeff Calhoun (
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2018
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11:51 am
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game: riverview
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ic: inbox
inbox: riverview
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:15 pm (UTC)
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Do you ever think about how sunburns are literally people cooking alive?
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:21 pm (UTC)
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[ ................jeff just stares at his phone ]
...not until you sent that text no
[ NOW HE WILL THINK OF NOTHING ELSE. ]
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:21 pm (UTC)
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It's fucking weird right?
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:26 pm (UTC)
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that's one word for it!
also? DISTURBING! the world is so HOSTILE, athena!!
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:29 pm (UTC)
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[ Somewhere, Athena is cackling. ]
IT SUPER IS.
But you know what they say.
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
And since LITERALLY EXISTING slowly kills us we're like fucking titans.
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:37 pm (UTC)
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i feel like... those are the words that tend to precede a colossal clusterfuck
Like somebody said that on the Titanic, then went, "Oh look, an iceberg!"
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2018-07-20 19:37 (UTC)
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:39 pm (UTC)
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HEAR THAT, RIVERVIEW? COME AT US.
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:40 pm (UTC)
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ATHENA NO
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:46 pm (UTC)
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ATHENA WHY NOT
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:49 pm (UTC)
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YOU STOP TEMPTING FATE RIGHT THIS INSTANT
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
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HEEEEY FATE, HOW YOU DOIN', LOOKING HOT TONIGHT.
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bardish
2018-07-20 07:54 pm (UTC)
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fate is FAR too old for you to flirt with, kid
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citharede
2018-07-20 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Look if sixteen-year-olds can date vampires I can have a fling with fate.
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bardish
2018-07-20 08:06 pm (UTC)
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i like to think that fate at least has better judgment than a 100+ year old vampire who still attends high school...
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citharede
2018-07-20 10:36 pm (UTC)
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Idk man fate has made some pretty weird calls.
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2018-07-20 23:31 (UTC)
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bardish
2018-07-21 02:28 am (UTC)
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ok ok you've out logicked me there
does this mean you're going to start carrying an umbrella around on sunny days now?
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citharede
2018-07-21 02:30 am (UTC)
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Is that a reference to that oldass song about irony?
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bardish
2018-07-21 02:34 am (UTC)
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that song isn't old!
and no it was NOT an alanis morissette reference
(it's like raiiiiiiin on your
wedding day
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i was asking in light of your newfound fear and respect of the sun
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citharede
2018-07-21 02:35 am (UTC)
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Oh that.
Nah I'll just bake to a nice crispy golden brown before putting myself in a refrigerator to set overnight.
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bardish
2018-07-21 02:38 am (UTC)
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maybe you can invest in one of those walk-in fridges. less cramped
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citharede
2018-07-22 03:54 am (UTC)
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I wonder if I could get a rental.
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bardish
2018-07-23 08:03 pm (UTC)
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oh hey SPEAKING OF RENTALS...
(see what i did there?)
i've got leads on a couple of apartments, so i'm taking you with me to the viewings.
[ Because if they're going to be splitting a place, she should have SOME say in where they end up. EVEN IF HE'S THE GROWNUP HERE. ]
you can ask all the hardass questions
[ Oh look at that, an ulterior motive. ]
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2018-07-23 20:12 (UTC)
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citharede
2018-07-24 12:53 am (UTC)
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Great segue, 10/10.
I'm going to ask how loud we can be before we get a citation.
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bardish
2018-07-24 02:14 pm (UTC)
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PERFECT
as we all know, people in apartments LOVE living next to musicians
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...not until you sent that text no
[ NOW HE WILL THINK OF NOTHING ELSE. ]
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also? DISTURBING! the world is so HOSTILE, athena!!
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IT SUPER IS.
But you know what they say.
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
And since LITERALLY EXISTING slowly kills us we're like fucking titans.
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Like somebody said that on the Titanic, then went, "Oh look, an iceberg!"
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does this mean you're going to start carrying an umbrella around on sunny days now?
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and no it was NOT an alanis morissette reference
(it's like raiiiiiiin on your wedding day, fyi)
i was asking in light of your newfound fear and respect of the sun
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Nah I'll just bake to a nice crispy golden brown before putting myself in a refrigerator to set overnight.
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(see what i did there?)
i've got leads on a couple of apartments, so i'm taking you with me to the viewings.
[ Because if they're going to be splitting a place, she should have SOME say in where they end up. EVEN IF HE'S THE GROWNUP HERE. ]
you can ask all the hardass questions
[ Oh look at that, an ulterior motive. ]
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I'm going to ask how loud we can be before we get a citation.
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as we all know, people in apartments LOVE living next to musicians